midnight madness

(from an email to two friends of mine who were hanging out at my house that eveving...)

you guys just totally missed the excitement of the the night:


not 2 seconds after you two left, i was brushing my teeth in my bathroom
and i heard some ppl enter through the door near the parking lot (not the
door we were hanging out at)...

i figured it was you guys, maybe one of you had left something behind, so
i just poked my head out the bathroom and watched as a completely wasted
guy wandered through my kitchen, into the living room, stumbled near my
stereo and into my bedroom....

slightly confused, but not entirely worried, i heard the second individual
pick up my helmet from the kitchen table.

at this point, i mumbled a toothpaste ridden, "excuse me?"

"oh, don't worry about him, he's totally wasted." (puts helmet down)

"yeah, i figured."

"is there a shortcut?  we're trying to go _that_ way"
(points towards leopolds, main street, etc...)

i unlock living room door and point...  "you could try this way."

first dude:  "sweet, thanks."

second dude:  "don't worry about him, he's totally wasted."

me:  "no problem... have a nice night."

(two wasted individuals stumble down stairs...)


                        .fin.