anti-productivity bomb

preparation time: 2 minutes
total time: depends on your motivation to be (anti)productive

3 empty pop bottles (preferably the platics _bottles_, not alum cans)
1 empty cardboard box
1 shelving unit
1 room down at the corner of the building, just within earshot of other cubes

place empty cardboard on shelving unit. label "empty pop bottles." place in room down at the end of the hall. leave the door open. spend a couple minutes bouncing the bottles off the ceiling in an attempt to get them in the box. this should attract passers by into the room. get them to try. leave as more coworkers attempt this magical feat of recycling...