dear bungie games,

thank you, very much, for your efforts put into the game, "halo." it was able to hold captive two brothers over the course of two days this past thanksgiving holiday. however, i have a couple gripes i'd like you to address:

1) Master Chief???? what the f*ck kind of name is that for a video game antagonist? did you even play test that name? didn't people make snickering comments to the effect of, "master chef?" i think that name would have been better than chief. seriously, drop the i.

2) get your level designers to _not_ use the copy and paste method of level layout/design. you can't make 1 kind of area, copy, paste, and populate it 18 different times with a million different monsters and call that "game play." it sucks. better a game be short and sweet (which you had very high potential for) rather than boast, "over 20 hours of (*cough* monotonous *ahem*) game play!" idiots.

and really, that's about it. other than that, the cooperative mode of play proved to be very entertaining, save for the mind numblingly dumb "get the index!" part of the game. wtf was that for again? see, i don't even care. but i guess you have my brother's money now, so why should you at this point, no?

master chief?... come on... sh*t.

respectfully,
master _chef_