how to waste time because you (like an idiot) showed up way too early for a show

1) sit on the floor and watch the openner setup. don't realize that they're not going to start for another hour.
2) go back to your car and clean it. clean out the glove box. clean out those pockets on the doors. clean the backseat. stare at the pile of trash and not know where a trash can is. leave it in the backseat to throw away at home.
3) drink way too much water. pee a lot.
4) get in your car and go buy cigarettes. yep.
5) smoke. but just one. after all, you quit like a year ago or something.
6) sit in your car and call your friend on the cell.

the above should gaurantee that you get back to the show just in time to catch the last wailing noise of the openner before the 2nd billing goes on.