M*A*S*H

no, not the tv show:

"Your wife's name is Natalie Portman and you have 3 children. You're a web monkey who drives to work every day in a camo Subaru WRX.

It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Natalie Portman in your mansion in europe."

i kid you not. see for yourself: http://www.dollarshort.org/mash/

tee hee.