stupid and debatably fun things to do on vacation with your family

1. home optometry
you've never worn contacts before and now you're thinking about getting some. so, you're brother takes a pair of his disposables and says here, try these. so you do. have no idea whether or not that's a good idea, but do it anyway... i mean, what's the worse that could happen? its only yer eyes... um...

2. say fun things at the dinner table
during christmas dinner, have fond memories of thanksgiving dinner and conversations about people not wanting to think of dinner as actually being animal carci (carcasses? sp?)... anyhow, be stupid and bring it up again during christmas dinner with the line: "what? we can say grace but we can't say chicken carcass?" have the table fall silent for a couple seconds. enjoy your agnostic beliefs, and then question the propriety of that statement. doh. *shrug* ;)

more to come, i'm sure....