uncle monkei
TIMES TWO!

that's right folks. this is what went down last night (in addition to coming home to no electricity. i think i may just say fuck it, and convince the roommate that it's okay to suck power from the public stairwell via an elaborate net of extension chords and power strips).

i roll down to the brewery to hash out some of their website stuff, and to eat dinner and drink beer.

miracle of all miracles, my long lost friend clay calls me on my cell! AND HE'S HAVING A KID! and he can't talk long cuz he's about to go to lamaze class with his fiancee. (hey little sista, what have you done? hey little sista, SHOTGUN! heh)

so he's doing well. hopefully he will still be in seattle when i go visit in july, but he might have moved down to san diego by then to hit up grad school. (and all that really means is that i have an enormously good reason to fly out to san diego with my bike to say hi to my frame builder and now my pal clay)

so while that's all well and good, two hours later, my oldest brother f'in calls. claims to be playing a version of russian roulette with the cell phone just bored and looking for someone to call.

my ass.

yep, he's having a kid too. wtf!? appearantly they were EPTing while i was there for christmas. bastiches.

see what happens when the lights go out? sheesh.