MichiganFest FAQ
the unofficial rock-u-mentary

How many pounds of Bedhead(tm) or other mysterious hair product were necessary to create all those neato hair styles @ the fest?
0 (zero). just don't wash. real bedhead is so much more DIY/indie/emo than any of those corporate death toxins.

What is the smell of 1000 unwashed, hungover indie/punk rawkers?
foul. but don't worry, the love will make you forget about the stench.

How many people does it take to make a spin the bottle circle?
300. 20 to play the game, and 280 stand around clawing at each other to get a good view of people spreading the love of chlamydia.

Is there any other way to feel the love of the "community?"
support the bands! wear all the shirts, patches, and pins you can muster! don't worry, you can always buy more @ the fest if you don't have enough.

How can I tell if I don't have enough XX?
pins: if you can see the color/make/model of your messenger bag, you're not sporting enough pins.
patches: if you can see the color/make/model of your messenger bag/hoodie, you're not sporting enough patches.
other band paraphenalia: if you look down at your clothing and a band name isn't visable, you're not wearing enough obp.

What about my Wxxx/Kxxx radio station gear? does that count too?
nope, that shiz don't fly.

Suppose you combined all that extra space created by all those rawkers and their ear lobe stretching... What kind of airplane could you fly through that space?
a Boeing DC-8