quarter naked
as in:

o "dave, i know it was your sister, but don't worry. she was only a quater naked."
o "baby, i'm on my way, and if you're not at least a quater nekkid by the time i get home... there'll be hell to pay!"
o "your honor, technically, he/she was only a quater naked..."

etc etc etc... this is all the hilarity that ensued from practice tonight. and clearly, i'm voting to name the band "(a) quarter naked" i don't think it'll fly though.

curses.

this post was editted @ 1:42am EST 4/18/2002